THE FIRST POST

Chelsea and I grew tired of doing pretty much nothing with this  website. It was collecting internet dust, which is the worst kind of dust, because anyone can access it and judge you for it. The dust we keep all over our house you at least need to be invited in to see. 

In order to keep the dust from virtually settling once again, we are going to post here every week forever until we stop. If I had to guess, I'd say we will keep posting for about 3 months. Then we will remove this blog and pretend it never happened. Like what the city of Cleveland is trying to do with the memory of LeBron James. 

We will try to keep these posts focused on the following three things: 1) Screenwriting 2) Comedy Writing 3) Personal Secrets. Sometimes these three things will intersect, like in this sentence: "I wrote an autobiographical screenplay about how I have been seeking help for my problem with divulging personal secrets on the internet." On the other hand, some posts will only address one list item. The following hypothetical future excerpt only addresses personal secrets, for instance: "In first grade, Chelsea peed in her pants while she was waiting for the teacher to give her permission to go to the bathroom."

I didn't say the secrets were going to be personal for me.